PL-IP3/T
(to the tune of "Cable TV" by Weird Al Yankovic)
By: Michael J. Kramer
PowerLeap Customer

Well, I used to think my mobo was empty
and the gaming world was passin' me by
My P3 was just about ready
To burn up and die

But then one day I got a visit
From the Powerleap company
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
And now I got a faster PC
And now I get to watch mpegs in real time
Play Galaxies and Quake 3
It cost me 110 bucks at powerleap.com for the tualatin

yeah, but that's all right with me

I got an IP3/T (IP3/T)
IP3/T (IP3/T)
Oh, 1.4 GHz of ecstasy
I love my IP3/T, yeah
I love my IP3/T

I got the Time Warner Roadrunner Network
A GeForce2, it's true
I got an optical mouse
A wireless keyboard too

This new technology direct from the warehouse
My PC has never felt so alive
I got a bunch of RAM in the slots of my board
So I can watch the DVD in my drive

I'm talkin' 'bout real quality hardware
The kind you just can't get for free
Now I never wanna leave my apartment
'Cause there's just so much for me to see

with my IP3/T
IP3/T
Well, if you need to find me
You know where I'll be
Tweakin' my IP3/T, yeah
Tweakin' my IP3/T

'Cause I love my IP3/T, yeah
I love my IP3/T

My friends are gettin' kinda worried
They think I'm turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've increased my clock speed
2.3 times since last week

With my IP3/T
IP3/T
Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
I love my IP3/T, yeah
I love my IP3/T

Well, can I overclock the IP3/T?, yeah
I need my IP3/T

Well, I said, got to have some IP3/T
I've got to have my IP3/T
I said PL-IP3/T
Got to have the PL-IP3/T